That's right, tonight I had 3 cookies for dinner. The secret to the great cookie dinner is really planning in advance so you don't actually have to bake or use any dishes or appliances. Notice how I expertly forgot to do that weird fastener thing at the top the previous night which meant these cookies were extra hard. They had the aroma of some form of chocolate. I don't know what kind or from where because I'm not a douche, and let's be honest - chocolate is chocolate and anyone who says they can tell the difference between Hershey's and the stuff that costs a hundo a bar is a liar and an asshole.
